I wake up to little whimpers from across the room. I look at my phone and it’s 7:03am. Duke, my micro 4 month old goldendoodle, is on his job waking me up. I roll out of bed, throw on my robe and take him outside for his first of ten bathroom breaks. Yes, I’m the mom in my purple robe, pink bonnet and nikes outside walking the dog, because ain’t nobody trying to impress these neighbors. And this is the reality of a homeschool sahm.